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   You are on your way to Elftown. You notice you don't see Main Street where it should be. You rummage in your pockets for your map, but you can't find it. How will you ever make it to Elftown in time for the Christmas art contest now?! You...


Ask a kind looking bum for directions

Decide to find it yourself

Jump on a truck labeled "Fed EX"

Pray for guidance from your heathen gods

Run around screaming

Get on the Elftown Express train

Boogie on down to Disco Town

Do the Dew! *sticks thumb up*

Just use the GPS on your damn smartphone

Realize Elftown is a website and type the URL in your browser




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Other aMAZEing mazes! (That are inferior to this one)


1. The Maze
2. woodlandmaze
3. Gold Maze
4. The Place
5. Curious
6. The Maze of the Dudey Squiggle
7. strangeworld





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2005-11-21 [nokaredes]: Decide to find it yourself is empty.

2005-11-21 [Gluttony]: ...I know... I'm not done yet...

2005-11-21 [nokaredes]: Then why'd you share?

2005-11-21 [Gluttony]: ...I dunno... you can do that part if you want!

2005-11-29 [spitfire_35121]: ...

2005-11-29 [spitfire_35121]: ...there... now I finished it...

2005-11-30 [Fallen Child Athena]: so did i

2005-12-01 [spitfire_35121]: riiiiiight...

2005-12-01 [Fallen Child Athena]: i did finish the game

2005-12-01 [spitfire_35121]: uh huh... suuuure...

2005-12-01 [Fallen Child Athena]: *cries* why dont you believe me?

2005-12-01 [spitfire_35121]: I do! ...can't you see me agreeing with you?!

2005-12-04 [Fallen Child Athena]: i thought it was sarcasm.......im sorry

2005-12-05 [spitfire_35121]: it was...

2005-12-05 [spitfire_35121]: ...sucker!

2005-12-06 [nokaredes]: ......

2005-12-07 [Fallen Child Athena]: Bite me [spitfire_35121]

2005-12-07 [spitfire_35121]: *takes a big bite out of your leg*

2005-12-07 [spitfire_35121]: ...Hmm... a bit chewy... too much fat... you should really work out!

2005-12-12 [Fallen Child Athena]: * smacks [spitfire_35121] with a huge stick for being an A$$*

2005-12-12 [spitfire_35121]: ...sicko!

2005-12-14 [Fallen Child Athena]: what can i say?

2005-12-14 [Gluttony]: ...lots of things, I assume... depending on your pronunciation skills...

2006-01-03 [Fallen Child Athena]: ok

2006-01-07 [spitfire_35121]: No, it's not ok! ...stupid Tai!

2006-01-12 [Fallen Child Athena]: fine............im sorry

2006-01-21 [spitfire_35121]: ...I assume you've never seen Digimon...

2006-01-26 [Fallen Child Athena]: yes i have.......i like Kari and T.K.///////////ive seen all of them

2006-03-21 [The Bad Turkey²]: ...time for expansion!

2006-04-19 [General Jelly Jiggler]: ...there... I finished another path... just two more to go...

2006-04-19 [nokaredes]: Chickyboo was just all "What's Maze of Guile?" but she was pronouncing "guile" guy-lee...so it took me a minute to figure out what she was asking xD

2006-04-19 [General Jelly Jiggler]: ...Guy-lee?! *schlaps forehead* ...force her to come here...

2006-04-21 [nokaredes]: ...I think she's been here...

2006-05-08 [General Jelly Jiggler]: ...I should finish this...

2006-05-08 [nokaredes]: Nah...you should be on messenger!

2006-05-08 [General Jelly Jiggler]: ...er... uh... look! A hooker! *points at misty1 and runs*

2006-05-08 [nokaredes]: ...meh...I was going to sleep anyway...

2006-06-06 [kittykittykitty]: but I'm already in elftown.....

2006-06-06 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: ...no you're not! How dare you lie?!

2006-06-07 [kittykittykitty]: Noes! Honest! *bursts into flood of tears*

2006-06-07 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: Cry me a river! *puffs a cigar*

2006-06-23 [nokaredes]: ...you suck!

2006-06-24 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: ...thanks!

2006-08-02 [wildmage92]: I'm confused! i explored all ends of this maze and there is no finish!

2006-08-03 [Mortified Penguin]: ...Oh yes there is!

2006-08-12 @Not logged in user@: ...dangnabit...

2006-10-23 [sara(:]: my nose itches. ._.

2006-10-23 [Panty Bandit]: *shoots your nose*... and that takes care of that...

2006-10-28 [sunabozu]: whats this?

2006-10-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Heh heh heh...

2006-10-28 [sunabozu]: what you want some of this

2006-10-28 [Mortified Penguin]: No, thank you...

2006-10-28 [sunabozu]: thought so *giggles*im sorry i just had to

2006-10-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Okay...

2007-01-24 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -falls in- hehe found it!

2007-01-24 [Mortified Penguin]: ...uh huh... *eats ramen*...

2007-01-24 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -steals ramen-

2007-01-24 [Mortified Penguin]: *throws viagra at you*

2007-01-24 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -laughs and eats the ramen- MUAHHAHA@

2007-01-24 [Mortified Penguin]: *the pride of lions burst in and attack you*

2007-01-24 [Mortified Penguin]: *they follow you on their radar*

2007-01-25 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: lol you're crazy -gives back ramen-

2007-01-25 [Mortified Penguin]: *eats ramen*

2007-01-25 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: why do you always do that? -levitates-

2007-01-25 [Mortified Penguin]: ...because everyone loves ramen! ...*eats ramen*... have you gone through the maze yet?!

2007-01-25 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: yes, i've beaten this maze before ^__^

2007-04-06 [Pillowthief]: Hey, this maze isnt complete yet! And its way past Christmas!

2007-04-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Just that last section...

2007-04-06 [Pillowthief]: Ive been through this whole thing... I think the only way to win is ending up dead or mostly dead.

2007-04-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Sounds like a personal problem...

2007-04-12 [windowframe]: Or at Bob's Diner. :)

2007-04-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Or getting raped by something...

2007-04-16 [sunabozu]: heh bob's diner ive never been there in a long while

2007-04-17 [Mortified Penguin]: And just why not?! ...huh?!! Answer me, boy!! *cracks whip*... *eats ramen*...

2007-04-18 [sunabozu]: to tell you the truth,i dont know im gonna go there right now

2007-05-29 [Mortified Penguin]: ...there. I finally finished making all the paths in do the dew! *sticks thumb up*, meaning that the whole wiki is now temporarily complete. Until I decide to make some more paths...

2007-05-30 [Pillowthief]: Hmm. Still cant figure out a way through without ending up dead or mostly dead.

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: WAIT!! This was suppose to lead to another wiki...

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...uh huh... *eats ramen*...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -growls at pen- you're mean, you know that?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: I can't help that I was raised by convicts...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: Well in that case, I guess it's not all your fault.

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...but what if they were innocent of their convicted crimes?

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: still not really your fault, governmeant faults ^__^

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...what if I work for the government?!

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: ...do you just want me to be mad at you ><

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...oh... getting upset at a Mexican, huh?

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: what? Are you calling me racist?!

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: OH, so now you're assuming that just because I'm another race, I'm insinuating that you're a racist, huh?!

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: Only because of the way you typed it! I can't tell too well because we're only typing...but when someone uses their race in a statment the way you did, it would be normal for one to assume that you're about to make a racist argument!!

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: .........OH, so you assume that I'm about to make a racist argument because I mentioned that I was a Mexican, huh?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: I think that counter up there stopped working when I turned it into a link...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: Most likely, and can we stop with this silly argument?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh, so it's an arguement now, huh?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: *eats ramen*... stupid seals... eating penguins...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: ....i don't like you very much right now....

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Ha ha ha... you're so silly... *pats your back*... everybody loves me! ...'cept those bounty hunters...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -shrugs hand off- no, add me to the list of no likers...

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Let's see... *jots you down as number 7,214,451,307.06 on the list*...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -grin- that many bounty hunters eh?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Also, I made a lot of clowns pretty angry... and some Jews... and a kitten... and all of Ireland...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: don't forget the forest animals, they hate you too ^^

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Ah, yes...

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...oh, and I owe Satan $20... he's pretty mad at me...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: EVERYONE's made at you pen!

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...nah... not Bill Gates! ...that I know of...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -poke- see, that you know of, he could be pissed at you and you don't know

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Well... I did run over his dog that time... and if that wasn't bad enough, I ran over his son too on my way home...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -huggles- you're so silly

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...it burnsss!

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -huggles more- get use to it

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: *catches on fire*

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -puts him out with another hug-

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: *leg catches on fire*

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -stands back to watch him burn- lol

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: *detaches leg*

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: O__o that's kinda weird...

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Don't worry... they just pop right off...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -smacks legs with rug to put out fire- Okay, put them back in?

2007-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...nah... too much work... *eats ramen*...

2007-06-06 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: -rolls eyes and puts his legs back on- You're such a bum.

2007-06-30 [*(.Randi.)*]: May I add Gold Maze? I made it myself! *proud*

2007-06-30 [Mortified Penguin]: ...Sure... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-01 Turkey: ...yo, yo... Turkey's in da house!

2007-07-02 [shiro tagachi]: does anyone know how to get through this maze

2007-07-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Uh huh... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-02 [Mortified Penguin]: ...it only takes six clicks to win... if you know where to click.

2007-07-02 [Piercedskull]: ooooooooo.....maze...

2007-07-03 [Mortified Penguin]: ...uh huh... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-08 Turkey: Hey, yo... stupid!

2007-07-15 [Mortified Penguin]: Imma crucify you...

2007-07-17 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: you don't have the balls Pen.

2007-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh, I have the balls... and they're huge.

2007-07-17 [Piercedskull]: TOO MUCH INFO!*twitch*

2007-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: ...or... maybe it's not enough info...

2007-07-17 [Piercedskull]: *blink*oookkkaayy....

2007-07-21 [Vou]: Wow, this is hilarious. XD

2007-07-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Darn straight it is! ...whoever you are... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-21 [Vou]: I'm a person. :X

2007-07-21 [Mortified Penguin]: ...makes sense to me... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-21 [Vou]: You and the ramen. =.=

2007-07-21 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm telling you... ramen will one day be a major source of fuel... *rocks back and forth*... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-21 [Vou]: We just bought six packages of ramen for a dollar. <3

2007-07-21 [Mortified Penguin]: That'll fuel a ramen car for two weeks! ...*eats ramen*...

2007-07-22 [Vou]: XD

2007-07-23 Turkey: Turkey is too busy jerking his turkey to eat the ramen. Why the hell does he never last more than a day or two before the gaurdy-types pluck the feathers out of his fat ass and skewer him over a fire in front of the teepees?

2007-07-23 [Piercedskull]: *grabs the ramen and eats it*

2007-07-24 Your Friendly Neighborhood Turkey: I would stay to argue against the imposter Turkey, but the thought of fire roasted turkey is too compelling... *leaves to eat some turkey*...

2007-07-24 Your Friendly Neighborhood Turkey: Also, I object to the "fat ass" part of that and would like to inquire about the teepee part... *eats turkey*...

2007-07-24 [Mortified Penguin]: I've never seen the word "turkey" used so many times in the same sentence... *smacks Piercedskull and takes the ramen*... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-24 [Piercedskull]: *burns Penguin and eats ramen*

2007-07-24 [Mortified Penguin]: *burns*... *uses the flames to boil some more ramen*... *eats ramen*...

2007-07-24 [Piercedskull]: nyuu?

2007-07-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Nyuu indeed, my son. ...*eats ramen*...

2007-07-24 [Piercedskull]: ....did you just callme a dude?

2007-07-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Yes, yes I did...*eats ramen*...

2007-07-25 [Piercedskull]: *shoots you and zombies eat your brian**eats your ramen*

2007-07-25 [Mortified Penguin]: You ate Brian! Now I'll have to find another replacement for that one black kid on this wiki...*eats hidden ramen*...

2007-07-25 Luther Jim Tylenol III: Yes, mas'a'! I'm here, ma's'a! ...*eats fried chicken*... *breakdances*... *makes offensive stereotypes*...

2007-07-26 [Piercedskull]: *glomp*Myuu!

2007-07-26 [Vou]: o.O;;; If it were IRL... you'd probably be beat-up.. the sad truth of American society.. =.= I'm not trying to be rude..

2007-07-26 [Piercedskull]: I know.

2007-07-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...*eats ramen*...

2007-07-27 [Vou]: It's pretty sad how reality is. :X -steals Penguin's ramen-

2007-07-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...fantasy's pretty sad too...

2007-07-27 [XxTsomexX]: well, if you think about it... fantasy isnt too far from reality

2007-07-27 [Mortified Penguin]: According to this map it is...

2007-07-27 [XxTsomexX]: lol

2007-07-27 [Vou]: xD

2007-08-07 Turkey: Hey! Chunk-o! ...where you at, son?!

2007-08-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Wassup, *igga?!...*eats ramen*...

2007-08-07 Turkey: *slaps you*... *eats yo' ramen*...

2007-08-07 Turkey: ...stupid Norman Soth! ...you and your terrorism!

2007-08-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Yes, all the peices of the complex puzzle have been constructed into a crystal-clear image of who will surely be the last person you would have ever suspected...Norman Soth!!...*eats EVIL ramen*...heh heh heh...

2007-08-07 [Mortified Penguin]: But, that's beside the point. It's really a miracle that the guards haven't found you...or banned you, for that matter...*eats ramen*...

2007-08-07 Turkey: ...dude... they have... which is why I'm commenting offline! ...*eats NEUTRAL ramen*...

2007-08-07 Turkey: ...now watch some Harvey Birdman...

2007-08-07 [Mortified Penguin]: WHAT?!

2007-08-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Johny Quest? Hadji?!

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